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ON MY WAY TO FOLLOWING IN MY DADS FOOTSTEPS AT YALE!!!!!!!! LAW IS AWESOOME!!! GO BULLDAWGS

I ATE THE ENTIRE THING OF BLUEBERRIES AND NOTHING WAS HAPPENING, BUT THEN I STOOD UP AND OH MAN EVERYTHING WAS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANYTHING I HAD EVER SEEN. I WAS FLOATING. THERE WAS NOTHING UNDER ME. THIS WAS WAY BETTER THAN THE RAISINS.

FEEDING MY HAPPINESS FACTORIES.

REALLY THIS IS JUST THE MOST VISCERAL POLITICAL DRAWING OUT OF ALL OF THEM.

INTRODUCTION OF CLEMENTINE TUNAPANTS

WORK DOODLE MURAL

I do not have any scribble space where at least one squid or dinosaur or muffin is not present.

THIS IS THE REAL ME. I'M A GIANT OX PERSON THAT CASTS MAGIC SPELLS AND OCCASIONALLY ALSO TRANSFORMS IN TO A CAT.

I TRIED DRAWING A HORSE AND I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T.

ATTEMPT AT MONSTER HUNTER MONSTER. THE CITRUS APE.

ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO WIN FANTASY FOOTBALL WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT IT OR PUTTING ANY REAL EFFORT IN TO IT, AGAIN? I'M NEUTRAL ABOUT IT, I GUESS.

Seriously, what is going on.

MONSTER HUNTER. THE NEOPOLITAN ICECREAM CONE RHINOCEROS.

EASTER LOBSTER STAGE ACTOR

IF YOU WERE ON IRC WITH ME YOU'VE KNOWN I WAS A BIG WEIRDO PRETTY MUCH SINCE THE BEGINNING.

I MAKE VIDEO GAMES FOR A LIVING. A VIDEO GAME I MADE WAS RELEASED TODAY. WOW WOW WOW.

MAINLY, THE ABILITY TO SPAWN A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND TURN IN TO A MUCH COOLER LAVA VERSION OF YOURSELF AND HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU A LOT.

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE HARLEY QUINNS AT COMIC CON

TRAIN OF DISAPPOINTING DOODLES

I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AND WHATEVER YOU'RE EMANATING IS FOR REAL BURNING THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE

HE'LL NEVER BE NORMAL. HE'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE.

CONTINUING TO DISAPPOINT MY PARENTS WITH CURSES. SORRY.

MY FUTURE CHILD IS A BABY WEREWOLF (NOT PICTURED: 16 TEETHING RINGS; FISHER PRICE DANCING ROBOT; FULL MOON; MOTHER SUFFERING UNDER LYCAON'S CURSE)

NINTENDO PLEASE HIRE ME I'VE GOT ALL KINDS OF IDEAS

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST UNINTERESTING THING IN THE ALBUM. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA THROW A BUNCH OF GARBAGE ONLINE AND HOPE SOMEONE MAKES THE MISTAKE OF ENJOYING IT.

MY FEAR OF THIS KIND OF THING HAS PREVENTED ME FROM PUTTING ALL KINDS OF THINGS IN TO MY BODY.

I KNOW MY SHAPES!!! (Five hour meeting and this is all I accomplished,)

TRYING THIS AGAIN

I SPENT AN HOUR DRAWING A FACE AND O ILDLY ENJOYED THE BACKGROUND

SWIMMING IS ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES

I FORGOT TO FINISH THIS ONE BUT I'M TOO CHILL TO GIVE A DANG

IF I EVER GOT UNLAZY ENOUGH MAN I COULD SELL LIKE FIVE, MAYBE SIX WHOLE SHIRTS AND I'D BE BILLIONARE

THE SUPER CAT HAS COME ON LINE

DOES-NOT-UNDERSTAND-WORDS-IN-RENDERING-ENGINEERING-MEETINGOSAUR AND WERECHICKEN-BURRITO

HELP I HAVE CONFLICTING EMOTIONS

BOOKS ARE TOO MUCH WORK

HEY INSTEAD OF SLEEPING WHY DON'T YOU DRAW AND COLOR FIVE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF A STUPID LOOKING OCTOPUS'S ARMS

I THOUGHT WE HAD THIS WHOLE AIDS THING FIGURED OUT BUT WOOPSY DAISY HERE WE ARE DEALING WITH IT. AGAIN. (I DON'T HAVE AIDS) (I AM SICK THOUGH)

WOH HEY JUST CALM DOWN

TRYING REAL HARD TO STAY IN THE LINES

IN HONOR OF STAR WARS DYA ET AND HIS BEST FRIEND PHONE HAM ROBBED A BANK (THE MONY IS IN PHONE HAMS HAND STILL! CAUGHT!!)

THANKS FOR WORDS JUSTIN

THANKS FOR WORDS CURTIS

MY CREATIVE ENERGIES ARE NOT GOING TOWARDS DRAWRING RIGHT NOW I AM SO SORRY

THANKS FOR WORDS ROB

THE ONLY THING MY ART IS BETTER THAN IS MINECRAFT ART

MOST PTDODUCTIVE IVBE EEN IN EWEKES HAPPYH LAKIOWEEEN SUCKAS

THIS YEAR'S PRINT EXCHANGE THEME WAS "MENTAL ILLNESS" SO I JUST TOOK A LOOK BACK AT MY LIFE AND PICKED SOMETHING THAT HAD THE MOST MEANING

EVERYTHING I GOT IS CRUFT

SELF PORTRAIT

TRAGEDY STRIKES IN ET AND PHONEHAM PART DEUX (2) OR DOES IT????

Here is the actual content: https://atinybird.com/projects/hmgd/ THIRTY SECONDS OF FUN GAME JAM GAME MADE SIX WEEKS TOO LATE CAN YOU FIND THE SECRET ENDING?!?

"SHIPPING CONTAINER HOME" BY DERRICK STAPLES WITH CONTRIBUTES FROM JONATHAN PATON AND ANDY KIM JAPANESE CALLIGRAPHY PEN ON RHODIA GRID PAPER MADE IN FRANCE $300 OBO

I AM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW

SOEMEDAY ALL THIS DOODLING IS REALLY GOING TO PAY OFF FOR ME I BET.

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY! (THIS IS A PRETTY BLAND POST AND THERE IS NO JOKE HERE OTHER THAN THE MANS CHEESE FACE, SORRY.)

oh my god what am i even doing

IMAGINE A STORY LIKE THE IRON GIANT, ONLY INSTEAD OF METAL, THE GIANT HERE IS MADE OUT OF MEAT AND ARMS. HE DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING EITHER, SO EVERY DAY IS AN EFFORT HE SPENDS SMILING THROUGH. INSTEAD OF BEFRIENDING A CHILD, HE IMAGINES A BEST FRIEND. A DOG. A COOL DOG. http://www.cooldoginc.com/

WELCOME TO A LOW POINT IN MY DOODLE CREATIVITY CURVE! EVERYONE'S HAVING SO MUCH FUN!

A CHILDRENS BOOK

SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO FIND ALLERGY MEDICINE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. MY HEAD IS SWIMMING AND MY NOSE IS RUNNING. HELP.

I KEEP BUYING GRAPES AND THEY JUST SIT IN MY REFRIGERATOR FOR LIKE 3 WEEKs, TOTALLY UNTOUCHED

HELP ME I'VE GOT EXISTENTIAL CRISES

RELATIVES: THE "SHAKE" AFTER "HANDS" WAS CUT OFF BY THE SCAN, FYI. SOMEDAY I WILL DO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN DOODLING AROUND WORK NOTES AGAIN.

I KEEP UPLOADING THESE THINGS TO MY OKCUPID PROFILE BUT SOME JERK LADY KEEPS FLAGGING THEM AS INAPPROPRIATE.

SEVEN DRAWINGS CREATED IN TWENTY MINUTES TO ACCOMPANY FOURTEEN MINUTES OF MUSIC ACROSS NINE SONGS BY A DEAD BAND THAT I LOVE, UPLOADED TO YOUTUBES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSscgDKOQkg&list=PLyfdg_gblv-CBj_mOXAOZuu3T_meKrVGl

BRAIN IS MELT

TSA AGENT REQUESTED I PULL MY PANTS UP BUT BETWEEN THE TWO OF US WHOSE JOB IS IT TO CHECK THIS BUTT OUT. IT SURE AIN'T MINE, LADY.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN OR CURRENT RESIDENT

IT'S JUST VAPE GUYS

AFTER TWO WEEKS OF VACATION I CAN FINALLY GO BACK TO WORK AND REMEMBER WHAT ANXIETY IS

YOU ALREADY USED YOUR EMPANADA LLAMA CARD DUDE I'M NOT GONNA GO GET THAT SHIT FOR YOU AGAIN

SURE, SOMEDAY I'LL BE JADED JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, BUT FOR NOW I'M REALLY ENJOYING ALL THESE HUGE WASTES OF TIME

MY DARK PASSENGER IS CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT HOW BIG OF AN IDIOT I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OH MAN I WAS SO DUMB

EIGHTEEN YEARS OF EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AND STILL DON'T HAVE MY SHIT FIGURED OUT

IN THE FUTURE THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEW YORK HAS BEEN TURNED IN TO A LAKE AND EVERYONE IS VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT

I AM VERY TIRED BUT ALSO DON'T WANT TO SLEEP SO I DREW THIS DOG AND MAN WITH LEGS FOR TEETH AND IMMORAL MASK WEARING BEAN PERSON

THIS DRAWING WAS GIVEN TO SOMEONE WHO WAS NOT ACTUALLY SINCERE IT WENT IGNORED

APOLOGIES TO ANYONE WHO HAS NOTICED THAT I ONLY DRAW LIKE FIVE THINGS (some day i will make individual pieces again instead of note doodle dumps)

I REMEMBER LOVING THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER AS A CHILD BUT AFTER WATCHING FIVE MINUTES OF IT AGAIN I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE IT AS A GOOD MEMORY

THE TIME CHANGED AND NOW I'M UP EVEN LATER THAN I MEANT TO BE AND I WAS DOING SO WELL

THE DOG OSCILLATES VIOLENTLY BETWEEN UTTER CONFUSION AND MADDENING TERROR

NOT PICTURED: TINY SAFETY HUG BABY RIPPING THROUGH CHEST CAVITY

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 1+2 HAS ACTUAL DUMB ART I MADE (PART A)

TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 1+2 HAS ACTUAL DUMB ART I MADE (PART B THE FINAL PART)